(Clips from the following movies listed alphabetically)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Ace Ventura: Nature Calls, The Adventures of Priscilla, The African Queen, Airplane, Alice In Wonderland, Always, American Pie, Analyze This, Animal House, Apollo 13, As Good As It Gets, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Back To The Future, Bambi, Beetlejuice, Blazing Saddles, The Blues Brothers, The Breakfast Club, Bringing Up Baby, A Bug's Life, Casablanca, A Christmas Carol, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Clueless, Contact, Cool Hand Luke, Dirty Harry, Dr. Strangelove, Dragnet, Duck Soup, Dumb and Dumber, Erin Brockovich, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, A Few Good Men, Field of Dreams, A Fish Called Wanda, Forrest Gump, Four Weddings and a Funeral, French Kiss, Fried Green Tomatoes, Galaxy Quest, Ghostbusters, The Godfather, Gone with the Wind, The Goonies, Grease, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, Grosse Pointe Blank, Groundhog Day, Grumpy Old Men, Hackers, Happy Gilmore, Hellraiser, Highlander, Horse Feathers, It's A Wonderful Life, Jaws, The Jerk, Jerry Maguire, Jurassic Park, Liar Liar, The Lion King, Lord of the Rings, The Maltise Falcon, The Matrix, Milk Money, Miracle on 34th Street, Monkey Business, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, The Mummy, My Cousin Vinny, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Network, Patton, Planet of the Apes, The Princess Bride, Psycho, Robocop, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Scream, Silence Of The Lambs, Some Like It Hot, Something About Mary, Spaceballs, Sphere, Spider-Man, Starman, Star Trek VII: Generations, Star Wars, Sudden Impact, The Terminator, Terminator Two, Time After Time, Time Bandits, Tombstone, Tommy Boy, Top Gun, Toy Story, Trading Places, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Tron, True Grit, The Truman Show, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Wargames, The Wedding Singer, When Harry Met Sally, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Wish Upon A Star, The Wizard Of Oz, Young Frankenstein
"All righty then."
20KB - Source: Male/Ace(Jim Carrey)/Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"Let's do all the things you want to do."
38KB - Source: Male/Ace(Jim Carrey)/Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"Denial can be an ugly thing."
24KB - Source: Male/Ace(Jim Carrey)/Ace Ventura - Nature Calls
"Ahhhh, alrighty then!"
57Kb - Source: Male/Ace(Jim Carrey)Ace Ventura - Nature Calls
"One must forgo the self to attain total spiritual creaminess and avoid the chewy chucks of degradation."
75Kb - Source: Male/Ace(Jim Carrey)/Ace Ventura: Nature Calls
"I prostrate myself before you and beg your forgiveness."
33Kb - Source: Male/Ace(Jim Carrey)/Ace Ventura: Nature Calls
"I thought you'd never ask."
87Kb - Source: Male/Ace(Jim Carrey)/Ace Ventura: Nature Calls
"Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?"
35Kb - Source: Male/Mitzi(Hugo Weaving)/The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert -Thanks to Katherine.
"You ain't no lady. No miss, that's what my poor old mother would say to you."
55KB - Source: Male/Charlie Allnut(Humphrey Bogart)/The African Queen(1951)
"What an absurd idea, what an absurd idea. Lady you've got ten absurd ideas for my one."
95KB - Source: Male/Charlie Allnut(Humphrey Bogart)/The African Queen
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
20KB - Source: Male/Steven McCrosky(Lloyd Bridges)Airplane
"A very merry unbirthday tooooooo youuuuuuuu!"
98KB - Source: Male/Mad Hatter?/Alice In Wonderland
"I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject."
32KB - Source: Male/March Hare/Alice In Wonderland
"So tell me you love me. Please, please, please, please, tell me, tell me, tell me. Oh tell me, TELL ME!"
86KB - Source: Female/Dorinda Durston(Holly Hunter)/Always - Thanks Harry!
"God bless the Internet."
14KB - Source: Male/American Pie
"I don't know man that... sounds like a lot of work."
37KB - Source: Male/American Pie
"You don't hear the word 'No' very often do you?"
47KB - Source: Male/Ben Sobel, M.D.(Billy Crystal)/Analyze This
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."
16KB - Source: Male/Dean Wormer(John Vernon)Animal House
10KB - Source: Females/Animal House
"Houston, we have a problem."
13KB - Source: Male/Jim Lovell(Tom Hanks)/Apollo 13
"Failure is not an option."
17KB - Source: Male/Gene Krantz(Ed Harris)/Apollo 13
"With all due respect sir, I believe this is going to be our finest hour."
40KB - Source: Male/Gene Kranz(Ed Harris)/Apollo 13
"Quit worrying, you'll be back on your knees in no time."
41KB - Source: Male/Melvin Udall(Jack Nicholson)/As Good As It Gets
"Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend?! Why? Just a regular boyfriend who doesn't go nuts on me?!"
82KB - Source: Female/Carol Connelly(Helen Hunt) /As Good As It Gets
"I think you're shagadellic baby, you're switched on, you're smashing."
52KB - Source: Male/Austin Powers(Mike Myers)Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Throw me a frickin' bone here. I'm the boss."
42KB - Source: Male/Dr. Evil(Mike Myers)/Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Thanks Mezino.
"Why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here?
43KB - Source: Male/Biff Tannen(Thomas Wilson)/Back To The Future.
"Well what are you looking at butthead?"
17KB - Source: Male/Biff Tannen(Thomas Wilson)/Back To The Future
"Shape up man. You're a slacker. You wanna be a slacker for the rest of your life?!"
58KB - Source: Male/School Principal/Back To The Future
"Get outta town. I didn't know you did anything creative."
42KB - Source: Male/Marty McFly(Michael J. Fox)Back To The Future
17KB - Source: Male/Thumper/Bambi
"Ah well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!"
41KB - Source: Male/Beetlejuice(Michael Keaton)/Beetlejuice (MP3)
"I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little action?"
58KB - Source: Male/Beetlejuice(Michael Keaton)/Beetlejuice
"Hey, where the white women at?"
16KB - Source: Male/Bart(Cleavon Little)/Blazing Saddles
"You see, we're on a mission from God."
34KB - Source: Male/Elwood Blues(Dan Aykroyd)/ The Blues Brothers
"I ran out of gas, I had a flat tire, I didn't have enough money for cab fare, my tux didn't come back from the cleaners, an old friend came in from outta town, someone stole my car, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust, it wasn't my fault I SWEAR TO GOD!"
206KB - Source: Male/Jake Blues(John Belushi)/The Blues Brothers
"We're on a mission from God."
34KB - Source: Male/Elwood Blues(Dan Akroyd)The Blues Brothers (Thanks Michelle Cross)
"You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you."
31KB - Source: Male/Andrew Clarke(Emilio Estevez)The Breakfast Club
"I just went gay all of a sudden!"
28KB - Source: Male/David(Cary Grant)/Bringing Up Baby
"Do not panic, do not panic! We are trained professionals."
55KB - Source: Male/Mr. Soil(Roddy McDowall) A Bug's Life
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
86KB - Source: Male/Rick Blaine(Humphrey Bogart)Casablanca
"Here's looking at you kid."
35KB - Source: Male/Rick Blaine(Humphrey Bogart)/Casablanca
"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
78KB - Source: Male/Rick Blaine(HumphreyBogart)/Casablanca
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
32KB - Source: Male/Rick Blaine(Humphrey Bogart)/Casablanca
24KB - Source: Male/A Christmas Carol
"You'll want all day off tomorrow I suppose?"
110KB - Source: Male/A Christmas Carol
The Close Encounters musical notes.
59KB - Source: Music/Close Encounters of the Third Kind
"Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked, and then they think of sex."
72KB - Source: Female/Cher Horowitz(Alicia Silverstone)Clueless
"It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion. I was just totally clueless."
68KB - Source: Female/Cher Horowitz(Alicia Silverstone)/Clueless
"You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares."
130KB - Source: Male/Alien(David Morse)/Contact
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
56KB - Source: Male/Captain(Strother Martin)/Cool Hand Luke
"You've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk!?"
88KB - Source: Male/Harry Callahan(Clint Eastwood)/Dirty Harry
"Go ahead make my day."
32KB - Source: Male/Harry Callahan(Clint Eastwood)/Dirty Harry
"I can no longer sit back and allow - communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
152KB - Source: Male/General Jack D. Ripper(Sterling Hayden)/Dr. Strangelove
"Thank God it's Friday!"
17KB - Source: Male/Pep Streebeck(Tom Hanks)/Dragnet
"There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now you might be an exception. But don't drag me down into your private hell. "
118KB - Source: Male/Joe Friday(Dan Aykroyd)/Dragnet
"Isn't there anything job related you should be doing at this particular moment?"
34KB - Source: Male/Joe Friday(Dan Aykroyd)/Dragnet
"I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed...I'm expecting company."
35KB - Source: Male/Rufus T. Firefly(Groucho Marx)/Duck Soup.
"You are one pathetic loser."
50KB - Source: Male/Lloyd Christmas(Jim Carrey) Dumb and Dumber
"Pardon me Mr. Perfect I guess I forgot that you never ever make a mistake."
67Kb - Source: Male/Lloyd Christmas(Jim Carrey)/Dumb And Dumber
"I bet ya twenty bucks I can get ya gambling before the end of the day."
66KB - Source: Male/Lloyd Christmas(Jim Carrey)Dumb and Dumber
"G'Day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."
63KB - Source: Male/Lloyd Christmas(Jim Carrey)/Dumb and Dumber
"You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Ahhhhhh!"
60KB - Source: Male/Lloyd Christmas(Jim Carrey)/Dumb & Dumber
"Hi guys, we're going on a national bikini tour and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us up before each competiion."
76KB Source: Female/Dumb & Dumber
"I feel bad, I feel terrible. I'm sorry. Will you accept my apology?"
76KB - Source: Male/Erin Brockovich
"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it."
50KB - Source: Male/Ferris(Matthew Broderick)/Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"You can't handle the truth!"
23KB - Source: Male/Col. Nathan R. Jessep(Jack Nicholson)/A Few Good Men
"My job is to make sure you do your job. So my jurisdiction's pretty much in your face."
69KB - Source: Female/Jo Galloway(Demi Moore)/A Few Good Men
"You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists aren't you?"
27KB - Source: Male/Terence Mann(James Earl Jones)/Field of Dreams
"Alright alright I apoligize. I'm really really sorry."
37KB - Source: Male/Archie Leach(John Cleese)/A Fish Called Wanda (Short Version)
"All right, all right, I apologize, I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly..."
310KB - Source: Male/Archie Leach(John Cleese)/A Fish Called Wanda (Long Version)
24KB - Source: Male/Otto West(Kevin Kline)/A Fish Called Wanda(Thanks Robyn)
"My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get."
103KB - Source: Male/Nathan Bedford Forrest(Tom Hanks)/Forrest Gump
"You're a goddamn genius. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted."
69KB - Source: Male/Drill Sergeant(Afemo Omilami)/Forrest Gump
"In short to recap in a slightly clearer version, in the words of David Cassidy in fact. While he was still with the Partridge family. I think I love you."
32KB - Source: Male/Charles(Hugh Grant)Four Weddings and a Funeral
"I'm an idiot, what can I tell you?"
21KB - Source: Male/Luc Teyssier(Kevin Kline)/French Kiss
"You are absolutely, unconditionally, positively the most stubborn person I've ever known in my life."
72KB - Source: Male/Grady(Gary Basaraba)Fried Green Tomatoes
"Never give up. Never surrender."
41KB - Source: Male/Jason Nesmith(Tim Allen)/Galaxy Quest
"So be good for goodness sake, wooooh."
47KB - Source: Male/Dr. Peter Venkman(Bill Murray)/Ghostbusters
"Ahh, I don't have to take this abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
48KB - Source: Male/Dr. Peter Venkman(Bill Murray)/Ghostbusters
"Alright, this chick is toast!"
57KB - Source: Male/Dr. Peter Venkman(Bill Murray)/Ghostbusters
"Yes, it's true, this man has no dick."
35KB Source: Male/Dr. Peter Venkman(Bill Murray)/Ghostbusters
"You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector, they expect results."
68KB - Source: Male/Ray(Dan Aykroyd)/Ghostbusters
"As a duly designated representative of the city I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
113KB - Source: Male/Ray(Dan Aykroyd)/Ghostbusters
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
16KB - Source: Male/Don Vito Corleone(Marlon Brando)/The Godfather
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
130KB - Source: Male/Rhett Butler(Clark Gable)/Gone with the Wind(Via Salima V.)
"Hey...you guys...listen to that soundtrack... something's going to happen."
92KB - Source: Female/The Goonies
"Hopelessly devoted to you"
50KB - Source: Song/Female/Sandy Olsson(Olivia Newton John)/Grease (Thanks Andrea)
"You're a mean one mister grinch."
75KB - Source: Male/The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
"I might as well warn you, flattery will get you anywhere."
29KB - Source: Female/Grosse Pointe Blank
"Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right, right, right."
38KB - Source: Male/Ned(Stephen Tobolowsky)/Groundhog Day
"Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head, and swallow."
52KB - Source: Male/Max Goldman(Walter Matthau)/Grumpy Old Men
"Listen, I'm in big trouble. You know anything about computers?"
34KB - Source: Male/Hackers
"You've gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness - energy - block - bad. Feel the flow, feel it. It's circular it's like a carousel, you pay the quarter you get on the horse. It goes up and down and around, circular, circle, with the music - the flow. All good things."
192KB - Source: Male/Potter(Kevin Nealon)/Happy Gilmore
"Well, some might call it luck. I'd like to call it...well luck I guess, so what?! "
52KB - Source: Male/Happy Gilmore(Adam Sandler)/ Happy Gilmore
"Your suffering will be legendary - even in hell."
36KB - Source: Male/Hellraiser
"You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dung heap, and you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential."
60KB - Source: Male/Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez(Sean Connery)Highlander (Thanks to Rae)
"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived."
52KB - Source: Male/Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff(Groucho Marx)/Horse Feathers
"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
24KB Source: Male/Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff(Groucho Marx)/Horse Feathers
With a little study you'll go a long ways and I wish you'd start now."
31KB Source: Male/Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff(Groucho Marx)/Horse Feathers
20KB - Source: Male/George Bailey(James Stewart)/It's A Wonderful Life
"I think I am familiar with the fact that you're going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!"
72KB - Source: Male/Matt Hooper(Richard Dreyfus)/Jaws
"Wellllll, you dirt eating piece of slime, you scum sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat."
83KB - Source: Male/Navin(Steve Martin)/The Jerk
"I love getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say, 'This is going to be a great day'"
34KB - Source: Male/Dicky Fox(Jared Jussim)/Jerry Maguire
"That is one big pile of shit."
21KB - Source: Male/Dr. Ian Malcolm(Jeff Goldblum)/Jurassic Park
"How much ass do I have to kiss to make partner in this damn place?"
89Kb - Source: Male/Fletcher (Jim Carrey)/Liar Liar
"What do you want me to do dress in drag and do the hula?"
40KB - Source: Male/Timon(Nathan Lane)/ The Lion King
"You've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace."
35KB - Source: Male/Frodo(Elijah Wood)/Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"You're good, you're very good."
35KB - Source: Male/Sam Spade(Humphrey Bogart)/The Maltise Falcon
"You always have a very smooth explanation ready ehh?"
31KB - Source: Male/Joel Cairo(Peter Lorre)/The Maltise Falcon
"This will put you in solid with your boss."
22KB - Source: Male/Sam Spade(Humphrey Bogart)/The Maltise Falcon
"Welcome to the real world."
81KB - Source: Male/Morpheus(Laurence Fishburne)/The Matrix
"I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole?"
21KB MP3 - Source: Male/Morpheus(Laurence Fishburne)/The Matrix
"What are you trying to tell me - that I can dodge bullets?"
61KB - Source: Male/Neo(Keanu Reeves)/The Matrix
"You know what, there is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy..... her heart."
120KB - Source: Female/V(Melanie Griffith)/Milk Money
"Is there or is there NOT a Santa Claus?"
36KB - Source: Male/Miracle on 34th Street
"And a very merry Christmas to you."
27KB - Source: Male/Miracle on 34th Street
"The court will take a short recess to consider the matter."
42KB - Source: Male/Judge(Gene Lockhart)/Miracle on 34th Street
"I got your note, it made me very happy."
34KB - Source: Male/Kris Kringle(Edmund Gwenn)/Miracle on 34th Street
"Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight?"
38KB - Source: Male/Groucho/Monkey Business
"Shut up, will you SHUT UP!?"
20KB- Source: Male/King Arthur(Graham Chapman)/Monty Python and the Holy Grail(Thanks Malcolm)
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry."
115KB - Source: Male/The Ferocious French Taunter(John Cleese)/Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
40KB - Source: Source: Male/The Ferocious French Taunter(John Cleese)/Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I warned you but did you listen to me? Ohh nooo, you noo, didn't you."
49KB - Source: Male/John Cleese/Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Bing! Ahh, I see you have the machine that goes bing."
64KB - Source: Male/Michael PalenMonty Python's The Meaning of Life - Thanks to Andy Jermond.
"Give me frogs, flies, locusts anything but you. Compared to you the other plagues were a joy."
103KB - Source: Male/The Mummy
"That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought out objection."
47KB - Source: Male/Judge Haller(Fred Gwynne)/My Cousin Vinny
"Well, I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
58KB Source: Female/Ellen(Beverly D'Angelo)/National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this any more!"
41KB - Source: Male/Howard Beale(Peter Finch)/Network
"Now I want you to remember...that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
217KB - Source: Male/Gen. Patton(George C. Scott)/Patton
"Get your stink'in paws off me you damn, dirty ape!
68KB - Source: Male/Col. George Taylor(Charlton Heston)/Planet of the Apes.
"Get used to disappointment."
33KB - Source: Male/Westley(Cary Elwes)/The Princess Bride
"It's conceivable you miserable vomitous mass."
72KB - Source: Male/Westley(Cary Elwes)/The Princess Bride (Thanks Elena)
21KB - Source: Male/Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)/Princess Bride
"You have 20 seconds to comply."
26KB - Source: Male/Officer Alex J. Murphy/RoboCop(Peter Weller)Robocop (Thanks Michael)
The famous "Psycho" sound effect.
70Kb - Source: Psycho
"Toot-a-loo, au revoir, auf wiedersehen, ciao, ching dow da."
80KB - Source: Male/Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"Have a holly jolly Christmas, it's the best time of the year."
65KB - Source: Song/Male/Sam the Snowman(Burl Ives)Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"Do you like scary movies?"
27KB - Source: Male/Scream(1996)
"I do wish we could chat longer but, I'm having an old friend for dinner - bye."
111KB - Source: Male/Dr. Hannibal Lecter(Anthony Hopkins)Silence Of The Lambs
"Well, nobodies perfect."
44KB - Source: Male/Daphne(Jack Lemmon)/Some Like It Hot
"Don't let me have to open a can of whopass on ya - hear?"
21KB - Source: Male/Charlie(Keith David)/Something About Mary
"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"
23KB - Source: Male/Mel Brooks/Spaceballs
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
67Kb - Source: Male/Dark Helmet(Rick Moranis)/Spaceballs
"We're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a sh-t load of money."
70KB - Source: Male/Lone Starr(Bill Pullman)/Spaceballs
"Go back to the golf course and work on your putz."
21KB - Source: Male/Lord Dark Helmet(Rick Moranis)Spaceballs
"Friends, in the eight thousand years of recorded history, this is a first, we are now online with an alien intelligence."
32KB - Source: Male/Dr. Harry Adams(Samuel L. Jackson)Sphere(MP3)
"You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me. You're not Superman you know."
17KB (MP3) - Source: Female/May Reilly Parker(Rosemary Harris)Spider-Man
"I watched you very carefully. Red light - stop. Greenlight - go. Yellow light - go very fast."
88KB - Source: Male/Scott(Jeff Bridges)/Starman
"I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers."
48KB - Source: Male/Captain Kirk(William Shatner)/Star Trek VII: Generations
"Greetings exalted one."
35KB - Source: Male/Luke Skywalker(Mark Hammel)/Star Wars
"May the force be with you."
13KB - Source: Male/Obi-Wan Kenobi(Alec Guinness)/Star Wars
"You have failed me for the last time."
62KB - Source: Male/Darth Vader(James Earl Jones)/Star Wars
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?"
71KB - Source: Male/Darth Vader(James Earl Jones)/Star Wars
"I am your father."
22Kb - Source: Male/Darth Vader(James Earl Jones)/Star Wars
"The Force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jetti yet."
57KB - Source: Male/Darth Vader(James Earl Jones)/Star Wars
100KB - Source: Male/Darth Vader(James Earl Jones)/Star Wars
"All too easy."
21KB - Source: Male/Darth Vader(James Earl Jones)/Star Wars
"Sir, if you'll not be needing me, I'll close down for awhile."
58KB - Source: Male/C-3P0(Anthony Daniels)/Star Wars
"Don't get technical with me."
102KB - Source: Male/C-3P0(Anthony Daniels)/Star Wars
"Don't everybody thank me at once"
38KB - Source: Male/Han Solo(Harrison Ford)/Star Wars
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
21KB - Source: Male/Han Solo(Harrison Ford)/Star Wars
"Go ahead, make my day."
32KB - Source: Male/Harry(Clint Eastwood)/Sudden Impact
"I'll be back."
12KB - Source: Male/Arnold SchwarzeneggerThe Terminator (Thanks Linda)
11KB - Source: Male/T-800 Arnold Schwarzenegger/The Terminator
"Can you learn stuff you haven't been programmed with...so you can be you know...more human and not such a dork all the time?"
103KB - Source: Male/John Connor/Terminator Two
"If you don't take me into your arms this very minute I'll scream."
44KB - Source: Female/Amy Robbins(Mary Steenburgen)/Time After Time
"Thank you very, very, very, very, much."
26KB - Source: Male/Time Bandits(Thanks to Tomcat of Portland)
"Does this mean we're not friends anymore?"
21KB - Source: Male/Doc Holiday(Val Kilmer)Tombstone (Thanks Mary)
"Please go away - let me sleep for the love of God!"
47KB - Source: Male/Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III(Chris Farley) Tommy Boy
"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"
19KB - Source: Male/Rob Lowe/Tommy Boy
"It's classified. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."
39KB - Source: Male/Maverick(Tom Cruise)/Top Gun
"You screw up just this much...you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong."
69KB - Source: Male/Top Gun
"Code Red - Move, Move, Move!"
51KB - Source: Male/Soldier/Toy Story
"I have been chosen. Farewell my friends. I go on to a better place."
59KB - Source: Alien Toy/Toy Story
"Where is your honor dirtbag, you are an absolute disgrace."
38KB - Source: Male/Soldier/Toy Story
"You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off."
32KB - Source: Male/Buzz Lightyear(Tim Allen)/Toy Story
"You're mocking me aren't you?"
15KB - Source: Male/Buzz Lightyear(Tim Allen)/Toy Story
"Say man, when I was growing up and we wanted a Jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub."
33KB - Source: Male/Billy Ray Valentine(Eddy Murphy)/Trading Places
"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
53KB - Source: Male/El Bandido(Alfonso Bedoya)/Treasure of the Sierra Madre
"There's a 68.71% chance you're right."
44KB - Source: Master Control Program/Tron
"Young fella, if you're looking for trouble I'll accommodate ya."
47KB - Source: Male/Rooster Cogburn(John Wayne)/True Grit
"Good morning! Oh and in case I don't see ya - good afternoon goodevening and goodnight."
50KB - Source: Male/Truman(Jim Carrey)/The Truman Show
"I honestly think you ought to sit down calmy, take a stress pill and think things over."
70KB - Source: HAL 9000(Douglas Rain)/2001: A Space Odyssey
"Forgive me for being so inquisitive."
43KB - Source: Male/HAL9000(Douglas Rain)/2001: A Space Odyssey
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
42KB - Source: HAL/2001: A Space Odyssey
"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal."
36KB (MP3) - Source: HAL 9000(Douglas Rain)/2001: A Space Odyssey
"Just one moment please."
19KB - Source: Male/HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain)/2001: A Space Odyssey
"I know that you were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that's something I can not allow to happen."
58KB - Source: Male/HAL 9000(Douglas Rain)/2001 Space Odyssey
"It can only be attributable to human error."
31KB - Source: Male/HAL 9000(Douglas Rain)/2001: A Space Odyssey
"This sort of thing has cropped up before... and it has always been due to human error."
65KB - Source: HAL 9000(Douglas Rain)/2001: A Space Odyssey
"After very careful consideration sir I've come to the conclusion that your system sucks."
52Kb - Source: Male/Gen. Beringer(Barry Corbin)/Wargames (Thanks Marie)
"Alright remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you."
51KB - Source: Male/Robbie Hart(Adam Sandler)/The Wedding Singer
"Once again things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"
48KB - Source: Male/Robbie(Adam Sandler)/The Wedding Singer
"Yes!, Yes!, Yes!, Yes!"
42KB - Source: Female/Sally(Meg Ryan)/When Harry Met Sally
"I'm sorry but all questions must be submitted in writing."
43KB - Source: Male/Willy Wonka(Gene Wilder)Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast?"
66KB - Source: Female/Wish Upon A Star
"What do you think your parents will do when they find out what a disgrace you are?"
81KB - Source: Female/Wish Upon A Star
"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"
63KB - Source: Female/Miss Almira Gulch(Margaret Hamilton)/The Wizard Of Oz
"Well bust my buttons!"
14KB - Source: Male/Frank Morgan/The Wizard Of Oz
"What would you do with a brain if you had one?"
22KB - Source: Female/Dorothy Gale(Judy Garland)/Wizard of Oz
"Oh joy, rapture, I've got a brain. How can I ever thank you enough?"
66KB - Source: Male/Scarecrow(Ray Bolger)/Wizard of Oz
"Oh joy, rapture, I've got a brain. How can I ever thank you enough?"
66KB - Source: Male/Scarecrow(Ray Bolger)/Wizard of Oz
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
28KB - Source: Female/Glinda the Good Witch (Billie Burke)/The Wizard Of Oz
"You're a very bad man."
29KB - Source: Female/Dorothy Gale(Judy Garland)/The Wizard of Oz
"You ought to be ashamed of yourself."
15KB Source: Female/Dorothy(Judy Garland)/Wizard of Oz
"I'm melting, melting. Ohhhh, what a world what a world."
55KB - Source: Female/Wicked Witch of the West(Margaret Hamilton)/Wizard Of Oz
"I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too."
33KB - Source: Female/Wicked Witch of the West(Margaret Hamilton)/Wizard Of Oz
"You're the best friends anybody ever had."
26KB - Source: Female/Dorothy(Judy Garland)/Wizard of Oz
"I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I'm WORKING!"
56KB - Source: Male/Dr. Fredrick Frankenstein(Gene Wilder)/Young Frankenstein
86KB - Source: Male/Dr. Fredrick Frankenstein(Gene Wilder)/Young Frankenstein
"Igor would you give me a hand with the bags? Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."
60KB - Source: Males/Dr. Fredrick Frankenstein(Gene Wilder) and Igor(Marty Feldman)/Young Frankenstein