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MISCELLANEOUS 
Humming the Warner Bros. Looney Toons theme music.
79KB - Source: Female/The Nanny(Cheri Oteri)/Curb Your Enthusiasm
"You know what? You guys are just threatened by a man who is comfortable with his body."
35KB - Source: Male/Doug(Kevin James)King of Queens
"It never fails. Every time I have to go to a meeting or there's a meeting, it's never in my office or my house. I'm always going. Ya know, nobodies ever coming to me. I've never had a meeting in my house or my office! Never, I don't even need chairs in front of my desk. Nobody ever sits there."
64KB (MP3) - Source: Male/Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Oh my God."
27KB - Source: Female/Cheryl David(Cheryl Hines)/Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Why do Christians take everything so personally with Christ ya know? It's like not only do you have to worship him you want everybody to. It's like I like lobster. Do I go around pushing lobster on people? Do I say you must like lobster? Eat lobster it's good it's good! It's not only where you live, you go to Africa you travel all over the world. Eat lobster, have some more lobster it's good. WE WANT YOU TO HAVE LOBSTER!!"
80KB (MP3) - Source: Male/Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I don't know do you really think we needed Alaska and Hawaii? They gotta ruin everything. They ruined the continental United States - ruined it! We have a beautiful Pacific coast, Atlantic coast - that's the continental United States. You don't need more states. We're not the British Empire. What, are they trying to turn us into the British Empire? And what is Puerto Rico anyway?"
66KB (MP3) - Source: Male/Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Do not panic, do not panic! We are trained professionals."
55KB - Source: Male/Mr. Soil(Roddy McDowall) A Bug's Life
"The end."
47KB - Source:Male/Action League Now
"So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought, I think? "
91KB - Source: Patrick SpongeBob SquarePants
"As we say in the sewer - here's mud in your eye."
48KB - Source: Male/Ed Norton(Art Carney)/The Honeymooners
"I watched you very carefully. Red light - stop. Greenlight - go. Yellow light - go very fast."
88KB - Source: Male/Scott(Jeff Bridges)/Starman
"How great is a booth? I mean tables are fine but a booth is like a vacation for your ass."
76KB - Source: Male/Doug(Kevin James)/King of Queens
"People never see history coming. It kind of just sneaks up on them. Then boom - you're swept up in it."
108KB - Source: Male/The Lone Gunmen
"Friends, in the eight thousand years of recorded history, this is a first, we are now online with an alien intelligence."
32KB - Source: Male/Dr. Harry Adams(Samuel L. Jackson)Sphere(MP3)
"Back from beyond the grave, and he still won't pay child support. A dead deadbeat dad next on Sick Sad World."
84KB - Source: Male/Daria
Patrick laughing
57KB - Source: Male/Patrick/SpongeBob SquarePants
"Hey, where the white women at?"
16KB - Source: Male/Bart(Cleavon Little)/Blazing Saddles
"You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares."
130KB - Source: Male/Alien(David Morse)/Contact
"I found a loophole in the system. If I see something I like, I just buy it, I tuck in the tags when I wear it. And then I keep it really clean and then in seven to thirty days, depending on the store, I take it back for a full refund. Slap it high come on!"
49KB MP3 - Source: Female/Carrie Heffernan(Leah Remini)King of Queens
"Ahh, look at you with that sad face I could care less about."
53KB - Source: Male/Bill Miller(Mark Addy)/Still Standing
"This is what happens when demented people play with powerful toys."
50KB - Source: Male/Doug Tracht
"Come on let's get some pizza, or tacos or cheese sticks, or stuffed pitas, burgers, bagels, chicken fried BBQ, buffalo wings - my treat."
68KB - Source: Female/Jane/Daria
"Congratulations sir, you're our one millionth customer!"
72KB - Source: Source: Male/Johnny Bravo
"Hey, hey, happy turkey day."
27KB - Source: Male/Debra's Father/Everybody Loves Raymond
"Hey, look at this - Prayer cards. Hey, a Saint Jude rookie card."
66Kb - Source: Male/Raymond/Everybody Loves Raymond
"It's Jack. The man you are going to spend the rest of your life with is Jack. Do you know anybody by the name of Jack?"
82Kb - Source: Female/Fortune Teller/Will & Grace
"Not every human is a manipulative opportunistic lech. Or at least that's what I'm told."
49Kb - Source: Female/Jane/Daria
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your credit card has been...declined."
74KB - Source: Male/Commercial
"I tell you what man..." (Nonsense words)
61KB - Source: Male/Boomhauer(Mike Judge)/King of the Hill
"Despite what you've been told men love to cuddle after sex. But why does your head have to block the TV?"
48KB - Source: Male/Dennis Miller
"I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole?"
21KB MP3 - Source: Male/Morpheus(Laurence Fishburne)/The Matrix
"I mean you have to make the problem go away."
52KB - Source: Female/Kim Warner(Jean Louisa Kelly)/Yes, Dear
"Hi guys, we're going on a national bikini tour and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us up before each competiion."
76KB Source: Female/Dumb & Dumber
"Just because I don't have the answers to your questions doesn't mean there aren't any."
56KB - Source: Female/Janeway/Star Trek Voyager
"Skinny bar, fat bar fat bar fat bar, skinny bar, fat bar $1.20" "You cracked the bar code?"
81KB - Source: Male/3RD Rock
"You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Ahhhhhh!"
60KB - Source: Male/Lloyd Christmas(Jim Carrey)/Dumb & Dumber
"Well, some might call it luck. I'd like to call it...well luck I guess, so what?! "
52KB - Source: Male/Happy Gilmore(Adam Sandler)/ Happy Gilmore
"Hello 911 emergency there's a handsome guy in my house. Oh, wait a second cancel that, it's only me."
72KB - Source: Male/Johnny Bravo
"Bing! Ahh, I see you have the machine that goes bing."
64KB - Source: Male/Michael PalenMonty Python's The Meaning of Life - Thanks to Andy Jermond.
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