INSULTS "Why, you're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you." The Marx Bros.
"Just a moment fruitcake." A Day At The Races
"It never fails to suprise me how completely without intelligence you are." Dexter's Laboratory
"You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!" Silver Streak
"You are the dumbest idiot it has every been my misfortune to know." SpongeBob SquarePants
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar. Ha, ha, ha." SpongeBob SquarePants
"I'm a big man. I'm a big expansive man. You're a small petty man." Curb Your Enthusiasm
"As president of the fashion club I am putting you both on suspension for failing to do a wardrobe check before leaving home and thus appearing in the same dress on the same day." Daria
"You know you are hopeless. My god, what does it take to get you to think the worst of people?" Becker
"Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head, and swallow." Grumpy Old Men
"You, are a blabbermouth!" The Honeymooners
"Good morning! It's a bright and sunny day out there. Too bad they're all dark and cloudy for you huh?" Becker
"Man you're ugly. And short." Invader Zim
"You're a very bad man." The Wizard of Oz
"Give me frogs, flies, locusts anything but you. Compared to you the other plagues were a joy." The Mummy
"You're the sweetest most gentle guy I've met in a long time, now I can't date you because you're a nut job." Drew Carey
"You big sack of stupid." Drew Carey
"What would you do with a brain if you had one?" Wizard of Oz
"Well here's a quarter, call someone who cares." Travis Tritt
"Go to the bathroom and roll around in the toilet until you smell better." Invader Zim
"What an absurd idea, what an absurd idea. Lady you've got ten absurd ideas for my one." The African Queen
"Kiss my arse!" Alan Partridge
"Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?" Cheers
"Don't take this personally...the sound of your voice makes my skin crawl." Becker
"Pit-if-ul hu-man." Invader Zim
"You are one pathetic loser." Dumb and Dumber
"You bitch!" Will & Grace
"Well what are you looking at butthead?" Back To The Future
"And now, here with an unlimited supply of misinformation is Mr. Knowitall." Rocky and Bullwinkle
"Wellllll, you dirt eating piece of slime, you scum sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat." The Jerk
"Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell." Seinfeld
"Where'd you go to school, Dumbguy state?" Action League Now
"It's such a shame you can't see what finger I'm holding up." Friends
"Maybe you better start putting your coats in storage until we know more about the effects of mothball fumes on the human brain." Daria
"Maybe the next book you read should be 'When mildly inconvenient things happen to shallow people.'" Daria
"This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass." The X-Files
"Curse youuuu!" Invader Zim
"You're a creature of habit. If you ever varied your precious daily routine the earth would wabble out of the solar system." Becker
"You look just the way you did the day I married you. Only difference is today I'm not dead drunk." Married With Children
"My God woman I'd drive a stake through your heart but I don't think anything could kill you!" Fraiser
"I see you're still waiting on that spine donor." Frasier
"Ya know someday I gotta learn ventriloquism. You'd make a great dummy." Mr. Ed
"Can you do a deep knee bend? Good, then you can kiss my ass." Becker
"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?" Tommy Boy
"Let me ask ya, do you ever regret throwing that big blue diamond in the bottom of the water where the Titanic went down?" Will & Grace
"You're a bundle of laughs you know that? You're about as exciting as a bad bowl of prunes." Johnny Bravo
"Oh, go dance on the head of a pin." Daria
"With a little study you'll go a long ways and I wish you'd start now." The Marx Bros.
"Do you think when you insult me you could try to be a little more artful hmm you bucktoothed fairy?" Will & Grace
"What a wonderful woman you are - I mean you're quirky, you're kind, you've got a heart as big as your feet." Will & Grace
"First of all you're an idiot. And second (pause) naa that pretty much covers it." Becker
"Like the doctor said the day you were born. It's gonna get ugly." The Drew Carey Show
"What a maroon ha ha ha what a ignoranimous ha ha ha ha." Looney Tunes
"Blow it out your neck hole weirdo." The Lone Gunmen
"You madam are ignorant!" Everybody Loves Raymond
"So I typed 'pathetic clown' into a search engine and your name popped right up." The Simpsons
"Ohhh, you're startin' right in ehh? Starting right in with the insults, no warming up in the bullpen or nothing ehh?" The Honeymooners
"I'll take 'Boring' for $100 Alex." Becker
"If you're going say something that stupid you could at least fake a stroke." Becker
"You're umm, not as superficial as you act. I'm sure you just feel obliged to stress the moronic aspects of your personality." Daria
"Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?" The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert -Thanks to Katherine.
"Can you learn stuff you haven't been programmed with...so you can be you know...more human and not such a dork all the time?" Terminator Two
"You're like some sort of super hero able to ward off success at every turn." The Drew Carey Show
"You, are a baby." Everybody Loves Raymond
"I used to be like you. Insolent, arrogant, cavalier." Malcolm In The Middle
"People have told me that if you're not happy with yourself you should work on yourself. And I've been kinda thinkin' about that and that's why I think that - we should work on you." Everybody Loves Raymond
"You know what? I'm tired could you just call yourself an idiot?" Everybody Loves Raymond
"Get outta town. I didn't know you did anything creative." Back To The Future
"You're a good man, you're an honest man, you're a smart...dresser ." The Drew Carey Show
"Let me be clear. The only way I would ever lie naked with you is in a mass grave." The Drew Carey Show
"You know how I always get on your case about the way you dress and the way you do your hair...well...really...when are you going to do something about it?" Will & Grace
"I know you are but what am I?" Will & Grace
"Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight?" "To say that you behaved childishly is an insult to children everywhere." "You've got the brain of a four year old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it." "You are a meathead, a meathead! Dead from the neck up." All In The Family
"I hope you don't think that I'm kissing up but YOU SUCK! The Drew Carey Show
"Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast?" Wish Upon A Star
"What do you think your parents will do when they find out what a disgrace you are?" Wish Upon A Star
"Your ideas are really stupid but it did give me time to think." The Drew Carey Show
"Where have you been the last two weeks in a cave?" "YOU DIRTY DOUBLE-CROSSING RAT!" Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?" "Get away from that tree before it dies." "Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?" "Yes, it's true, this man has no dick." Ghostbusters
"You poor misguided Canadian bastard." NewsRadio
"You're an invertebrate scumsucker whose moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry." "Your mother is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck." "Step aside wussies." "My MOMMA can do better than that." "Ahhh Shaddap!" "Asshole!!!" A Fish Called Wanda (Thanks Robyn)
"YOU DIRTY DOUBLE-CROSSING RAT!" Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type make me puke! You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!" Monty Python's Flying Circus
"You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dung heap, and you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential." Highlander (Thanks to Rae)
"Where is your honor dirtbag, you are an absolute disgrace." Toy Story
"I think I am familiar with the fact that you're going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!" Jaws
"Your head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants." The Black Adder
"Is there a history of insanity in your family?" Fierce Creatures
"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?" The Three Stooges
A bronx cheer. "Hey, mush brain" "THIS is truly pathetic" "You have failed me for the last time." Star Wars
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry." Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Sound of toilet flushing. "Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into..." "Ohhh, Wooow" (very sarcastic) Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Thanks Kris)
"Shut up, will you SHUT UP!?" Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Thanks Malcolm)
"The Force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jetti yet." Star Wars
"Get your stink'in paws off me you damn, dirty ape! Planet of the Apes .
"Are you out of your mind?!!" Everybody Loves Raymond
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