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HOW I FEEL 
"I'm a big man. I'm a big expansive man. You're a small petty man."
74KB - Source: Male/Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Yeah, well I like all sorts of science fiction but Star Wars, man how lucky are we to be alive during this era."
84KB - Source: Male/Yes, Dear
"Well I'm not falsifying tax records I'm a CPA. I could lose my "C" for that and I'd be out on my "A". The guys down at the office are gonna love that one.
34KB - Source: Male/Greg Warner(Anthony Clark)
Yes, Dear
"You know I always thought I could be a great salesman. Believe me I can talk anybody into anything. Except women into sex, that's the only thing I can't do but other than that I know how to manipulate people. I'm very good at it."
31KB (MP3) - Source: Male/Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm
"You know something, you disgust me. I know what people like you get up to and I think it's disgusting."
68KB - Source: Male/Basil Fawlty(John Cleese)/Fawlty Towers
"Eawwwwwwwwwww, you're making me nauseous."
50KB - Source: Female/Quinn/Daria
"I've got my caramel coffee, my cell phone, I'm part of the modern world and I'm loving it."
58KB - Source: Male/Author Spooner(Jerry Stiller)King of Queens
"I don't need to be berated. I don't need to find my center. I don't need to learn the Navajo way."
86KB - Source: Male/Doug(Kevin James)/King of Queens
"Yesterday I was just like everyone else, I fit in. But when I woke up this morning I had a pimple. Now my life is a hideous montage of humiliation and shame."
122KB - Source: Male/Invader Zim
"You know, sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles."
47KB - Source: Male/Mulder(David Duchovny)/The X-Files
"What you have done is wrong."
24KB - Source: Male/Robot - Bob May - (voice of Dick Tufeld)/ Lost In Space
"Finally the day has come. It's about time you acknowledged me as the superior being I so am."
88KB - Source: Male/Zim/Invader Zim
"My hormones don't rage. Oh sure they get mad sometimes but then they just stop speaking to each other."
71KB - Source: Female/Daria/Daria
"Ohhh, I can't take it, you're too smart for me."
33KB - Source: Male/Gir/Invader Zim
"I am the king. And now his majesty will retire to his castle. Where he will await the royal grilled cheese sandwich."
96KB - Source: Male/Frank(Peter Boyle)/Everybody Loves Raymond
"I'll see you in hell."
KB - Source: Male/Robert(Brad Garrett) Everybody Loves Raymond
"Please go away - let me sleep for the love of God!"
47KB - Source: Male/Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III(Chris Farley) Tommy Boy
"I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows."
20KB - Source: Male/Bart/The Simpsons
"This is no game, this is my life!"
30KB - Source: Male/Dib/Invader Zim
"I'm gonna level with you, okay? I live a small life. I work in the subway. I've been held up at gunpoint seventeen times. Twice with a finger."
164KB - Source: Male/Spence(Patton Oswalt)/King of Queens
"I have a total look of surprise right now."
25KB - Source: Female/Becker
"See that's the difference between us. You look at something and say why not? I look at something and say why not?"
69KB - Source: Female/Linda(Shawnee Smith)/Becker
"I feel happy healthy and more alive."
27KB - Source: Female/Carrie(Leah Remini)/King of Queens
"I love getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say, 'This is going to be a great day'"
34KB - Source: Male/Dicky Fox(Jared Jussim)/Jerry Maguire
"I do not laugh because I do not feel like laughing."
29KB - Source: Male/Lieutenant Worf(Michael Dorn)/Star Trek
"Complaining is all I have left."
18KB - Source: Male/Dick Solomon(John Lithgow)3rd Rock From The Sun
"I love malls, they play such happy music. And they let you try on things."
60KB - Source: Female/Britney/Daria
"Can you imagine joining an actual sport? You'd get all sweaty and your makeup would smudge. You're supposed to date jocks not be one."
101KB - Source: Females/Fashion Club Members/Daria
"Go ahead, tell me I'm a maniac. Go ahead, say anything you want. But I don't care, I don't care. That's the way I feel."
85KB - Source: Male/Ralph Cramden(Jackie Gleason)/The Honeymooners
"Everyday it's the same thing. Get up, go to work, make a meal, have sex. Get up, go to work, make a meal, have sex. "
68KB - Source: Female/Judy Miller(Jami Gertz)/Still Standing
"EEWWWWWW!"
10KB - Source: Females/Animal House(1978)
"I'm a victim of circumstance."
16KB - Source: Male/Curly Howard/The Three Stooges
"Even if I get past all my problems, I'm just gonna go out and get new ones."
54KB - Source: Female/Ally(Calista Flockhart)Ally McBeal
"I didn't feel it was my place to state that incredibly obvious fact."
49KB - Source: Female/Daria/Daria
"I'm pathetic, I'm a loser and everybody hates me. Could you make me something to eat?"
79KB - Source: Male/Robert(Brad Garrett) Everybody Loves Raymond
"Oh no, how could my razor sharp intellect betray me?"
72KB - Source: Male/Daria
"You keep this up and I'm going to find you in contempt of court."
38KB - Source: Female/Becker
"You know something tells me I should be feeling really stupid right now."
33KB - Source: Male/Johnny/Johnny Bravo
"Why doesn't somebody just give me a weggie now and complete my humiliation?"
46KB - Source: Male/Spence(Patton Oswalt) King of Queens
"Of course that's just my opinion yada, yada, yada."
29KB - Source: Male/Dennis Miller
"Sometimes I feel like I'm the biggest sucker in the world."
42KB - Source: Female/Reggie(Terry Farrell)/Becker
"I swear the whole world has its hand out. If it's not the bum on the corner it's some kid selling cookies, it's Jimmy Carter looking to raise money for a tool belt. "
88KB - Source: Male/Becker(Ted Dansen) Becker
"It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."
35KB - Source: Male/Norm Peterson(George Wendt)/Cheers
"Well I'm not so sure I like the way I'm being treated here. If any of you want to apologize to me I'll be in the bath."
94KB - Source: Male/Frank(Peter Boyle)/Everybody Loves Raymond
"You know I feel a little dirty.....I like it."
87KB - Source: Male/Robert(Brad Garrett)/Everybody Loves Raymond
"Oh God, I'm just pathetic."
27KB - Source: Male/Becker(Ted Danson)/Becker
"Hey, you can call me a lot of things. You can call me neurotic, damaged, obstinate, inappropriate. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit there and let you tell me I'm normal. I'm not normal, I'm abnormal!"
81KB - Source: Male/Becker(Ted Danson)/Becker
"I would slap you right across your face if I didn't think you would, in turn, floor me."
47KB - Source: Male/Author(Jerry Stiller)/King of Queens
"Boy, you can't believe the kind of day I'm having. I swear life is hard enough without having to navigate the gauntlet of idiots out there. Noisy neighbors, lousy drivers, incompetent workmen, you know, rude cabbies."
123KB - Source: Male/Becker(Ted Danson)/Becker
"These weddings just bring out the worst in me. I see them so happy and in love and it just....makes me bitter."
80KB - Source: Male/Will(Eric McCormack/Will & Grace
"I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm hairy and smelly and... I'm really kind of like an animal."
69KB - Source: Male/Robert(Brad Garrett)/Everybody Loves Raymond
"The fact that I'm responsible for the upbringing of another human being is utterly ridiculous."
52KB - Source: Male/Commercial/Passet
"I feel for ya but I gotta be honest the only bitching I can tolerate this early is my own."
67KB - Source: Male/Becker(Ted Danson)/Becker
"I gotta tell you I find these toilets that flush themselves very threatening."
58KB - Source: Female/Rosario(Shelley Morrison)/Will & Grace
"Well I am not threatened by younger women. Why should I be? I happen to be an attractive woman. I am extremely well read, I'm a good conversationalist, I'm proud of my age and I have never lied about it."
94Kb - Source: Female/Debra(Patricia Heaton/Everybody Loves Raymond
"I'm melting, melting. Ohhhh, what a world what a world."
55KB - Source: Female/Wicked Witch/Wizard Of Oz
"It can't be. Can't be. It can't be! I'm...I'm umm...I'm uhh...I'm thirty."
91KB - Source: Female/Alley/Alley McBeal
"Wow, that is so strange, I just got the weirdest sensation of deja vu. I've been having it all morning. Wow, that is so strange, I just got the weirdest sensation of deja vu. I've been having it all morning"
132KB - Source: Male/Mulder/The X-Files
"Did you ever have one of those days you wish you could just rewind and start all over again?"
34KB - Source: Male/Mulder/The X-Files
"Having the best damn day of my life. Any moment I'm about to burst into song. Zippity do dah."
61KB - Source: Male/Mulder/The X-Files
"Boring, boring, boring, I'm incredibly boring. Do you know who's boring? Me. Boring, goring, zoring, loring, doring, noring, boring."
93KB - Source: Male/Malcolm In The Middle
"How could this happen? I mean this is so unfair."
29KB - Source: Female/Grace/Will & Grace
"What's it all about? Oh wait I don't give a crap."
69KB - Source: Female/Karen/Will & Grace
"That is one big pile of shit."
21KB - Source: Male/Dr. Ian Malcolm(Jeff Goldblum)/Jurassic Park
A woman screams once.
33KB
"Well, whoop-de-friggin'-do!"
69KB - Source: Male/Matt Foley/Chris Farley(Saturday Night Live)
"I stand by my disappointed groan."
52KB - Source: Male/Homer Simpson
"You would not believe the day I've had. Guys shouting at me, making lewd comments. It was fantastic!"
63KB - Source: Female/Grace/Will & Grace
"Gosh, I'm almost on the verge of not disliking you."
32KB Source: Female/Karen/Will & Grace
"Life is unfairrrrr."
43KB Source: Song/Male/Malcom In The Middle
"I'm just adjusting to the new millennium."
76KB - Source: Female/Alley McBeal
"If I suck up any harder I'll inhale you!"
26KB Source: Female/Kate/Drew Carey
"I've never been so insulted in my life"
17KB Source: Female/Marx Bros. Movie
"I got your note, it made me very happy."
34KB - Source: Male/Kris Kringle(Edmund Gwenn)/Miracle on 34th Street
"Once again something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crapfest."
46KB - Source: Female/3rd Rock
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
130KB - Source: Male/Rhett Butler(Clark Gable)/Gone with the Wind(Via Salima V.)
"I think I'm in love."
24KB - Source: Taco Bell Dog
"Zipppp, oh it feels good to get out of these pants"
66KB - Source: Male/Jay Sherman
"I used to be a disgusting slob. Burp!"
43KB - Source: Male/The Simpsons. (Thanks Linda)
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
35KB - Source: That famous commercial.
"I'm so stoked."
23KB - Source: Male/AT&T Commercial
"I can't believe you would...how could you even...the point is that...I can't breathe."
99KB - Source: Female/Judy Miller(Jami Gertz)Still Standing
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