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GIRLFRIENDS (To Send To) 
"You women are all the same. 'Get a job, get off my sister, stop dealing out of my house.'"
87KB - Source: Male/King of Queens
"I'm gonna give you my private number. You can keep it by your bed in case you wake up some night and find - you need me."
71KB - Source: Male/Becker
"Wait till you see the surprise I get you for Christmas. I'm not gonna tell you what it is, but you're going to need a bigger bra."
70KB - Source: Male/Doug(Kevin James )/King of Queens
"As president of the fashion club I'm calling an emergency meeting right now."
55KB - Source: Female/Sandy/Daria
"Ahh, I don't have to take this abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
48KB - Source: Male/Dr. Venkman(Bill Murray)/Ghostbusters(1984)
"You ain't no lady. No miss, that's what my poor old mother would say to you."
55KB - Source: Male/Charlie Allnut(Humphrey Bogart)/The African Queen(1951)
"Well honey, it's a very nice thought but as usual you'll have no logical explaination for doin' it the way you're doin' it."
66KB - Source: Male/Ricky(Desi Arnaz)/I Love Lucy
"You are absolutely, unconditionally, positively the most stubborn person I've ever known in my life."
72KB - Source: Male/Grady(Gary Basaraba)Fried Green Tomatoes
"Hey there cutie pants....am I as studly as the Statue of David or what?"
79KB - Source: Male/Johnny/Johnny Bravo
"Eh, eh, eh, there you go complaining again."
40KB - Source: Male/Daria
"I think I may be falling in love with you ah, whatever your name is."
47KB - Source: Male/Johnny Bravo/Johnny Bravo
"I feel so utterly exposed and vulnerable and not in that fun spanky way."
68KB - Source: Male/Dick Solomon(John Lithgow)3RD Rock From The Sun
"Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste."
57KB - Source: Song/Male/The Rolling Stones
Catcalls - whistles, heavy breathing, wolf sounds.
71KB - Source: Various sounds.
"I knew it, women hate men. Why do you hate us so much? Is it because we can pee standing up? Oh that makes you crazy doesn't it?"
65KB - Source: Male/Doug(Kevin James)/King of Queens
"I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, I am available."
36KB - Source: Male/Johnny/Johnny Bravo
"There's no such thing as the perfect guy. The best you can do is just look for someone who's nice and cares about you."
77KB - Source: Male/Doug(Kevin James)/King of Queens
"Look at us. I mean I could sit on you and kill you, yet we make it work."
42KB - Source: Male/Doug(Kevin James)/King of Queens
"Why would anybody wanna touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from."
44KB - Source: Male/Bart/The Simpsons
"If you're looking for a man who loves the outdoors, is a Virgo, and adores cats...give me a call."
71KB - Source: Male/Kia Advertisement
"If I may say so, it's been a long time since I've met a woman of your grace and beauty who wasn't a prostitute."
91KB - Source: Male/Detective/Becker
"You don't like me being right, right? You're allowed to analyze me up and down but I hit on a psychological...undercoating and you can't give me my due."
96KB - Source: Male/Ray(Ray Romano)/Everybody Loves Raymond
"It's a medical fact. Men say what they mean, women set traps to see if you can guess what they mean."
58Kb - Source: Male/Becker (Ted Danson)Becker
"Well, I guess I'm the only loser with nothing to do on a Saturday night."
50Kb - Source: Female/Friend of Grace/Will & Grace
"Every time a guy figures out the rules you women change'em. You know if we're attentive all of a sudden we're smothering, if we need you we're co-dependant, if we don't need you we're emotionally cutoff. You know if we dare ask you what the rules are you say 'If you don't know I'm certainly not gonna tell you.'"
159KB - Source: Male/Becker(Ted Danson)/Becker
"Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful."
23KB - Source: Male/Mulder/The X-Files
"Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse. I can not touch you here or there I can not touch you anywhere!"
58KB - Source: Male/3RD Rock
"Women, you can't live with them, and yet...they're everywhere."
58KB - Source: Male/3RD Rock
"You know this is gonna change everything."
38KB - Source: Male/Tom Cruise
"Alright, this chick is toast!"
57KB - Source: Male/Dr. Peter Venkman(Bill Murray)/Ghostbusters
"Igor would you give me a hand with the bags? Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."
60KB - Source: Males/Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman/Young Frankenstein
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