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FAMILY 
"It's true, I mean when I'm at work I think about you guys all the time. About providing the nice house for you and great schools for the kids. Maybe some new golf clubs for me but most the time I'm thinking about you and the kids...and a Porsche and a plasma screen TV."
57KB (MP3) - Source: Male/Greg Warner(Anthony Clark)/Yes Dear
"Rule number one. Persistent questioning of parental judgement is punishable."
63KB - Source: Female/Mrs. Morgendorffer/Daria
"What can I do? I can't change my family."
35KB - Source: Female/Beacon Wax Commercial
"By God, I will do whatever it takes to make this family whole."
62KB - Source: Male/Robert(Brad Garrett)/Everybody Loves Raymond
"Are you aware that your children are running amuck?"
27KB - Source: Female/Linda(Jennifer Irwin)/Still Standing
"You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me. You're not Superman you know."
17KB (MP3) - Source: Female/May Reilly Parker(Rosemary Harris)Spider-Man
"Mom, if you're gonna reminisce I'm afraid I'll be forced to call social services."
45KB - Source: Female/Daria/Daria
"Listen kid I'm not the kind of dad who, you know, does things or says stuff or looks at ya. But the love is there."
80KB - Source: Male/Crusty The Clown/The Simpsons
"Any who, the key to fathering is 'don't over think.' Cause over thinking is umm... What were we talking about?"
83KB - Source: Male/Homer/The Simpsons
"You listen, if my parents lit an orphanage on fire on Christmas Eve they wouldn't be as bad as your parents!"
82KB - Source: Female/Debra(Patricia Heaton/Everybody Loves Raymond
"Every teenager needs someone to loathe and despise. It's what they do."
56Kb - Source: Female/Linda/Becker
"Yes mother."
17KB - Source: Male/Thumper/Bambi
"Mom, can I take you to my therapist? Because he thinks I'm making you up."
54KB - Source: Female/Grace/Will & Grace
"I am your father."
22Kb - Source: Male/Darth Vader/Star Wars
"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived."
52KB - Source: Male/Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff(Groucho Marx)/Horse Feathers
"No, I will NOT lower my voice. You're my husband - who the hell else am I going to yell at?!"
53KB - Source: Female/Karen/Will & Grace
"Your job is to study hard, go to college and move away!"
40KB - Source: Male/Red Forman(Kurtwood Smith)/That 70's Show
"Is there a history of insanity in your family?"
25KB - Source: Male/Basil Fawlty(John Cleese)/Fawlty Towers
"I will help my brother."
60KB - Source: Female/Cow and Chicken
"That's my sissy over there. I see you. Hi sissypoo!"
43KB - Source:? Female
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