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COMPUTERS/INTERNET 
"This disk will self-destruct in five seconds."
30KB - Source: Male.
"Quickly, feed those figures into the computer."
23KB - Source: Male/Batman(Adam West)/Batman
"No time for that now the computers starting."
22KB - Source: Male/Homer/The Simpsons
(Thanks go out to Gary!)
A good "start your computer" sound effect.
15KB - Source: HotDogPro Software
A good "shut down your computer" sound effect.
15KB - Source: HotDogPro Software
"The Internet? Is that thing still around?"
13KB - Source: Male/Homer/The Simpsons
"Oh, it's amazing. I've never seen a computer just burst into flames like that."
75KB - Source: Female/Margaret(Hattie Winston)/Becker
"Damn computer, it ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn, stupid, crappy piece of crappy crap!"
70KB - Source: Male/Daria's Father/Daria
Part of Monty Python's Spam Skit
115KB (MP3) - Source: Monty Python
"Oh yeah, everybodies making money off the Internet except us."
94KB - Source: Male/Homer Simpson(Dan Castellaneta)/The Simpsons
"Excellent timing, begin data download."
54KB - Source: Male/Zim/Invader Zim
"God bless the Internet."
14KB - Source: Male/American Pie
"Have you checked your email this morning?"
16KB - Source: Female/Scully(Gillian Anderson)/The X-Files
"Well, when you figure it out - email me."
21KB - Source: Male/?
"A hacker of your caliber ought a be floating in a Silicon Valley hot tub, sipping champers and counting his IPO cashola."
80KB - Source: Male/The Lone Gunmen
"I should be a dotcom gazillionaire instead of gracing you with my hacking brillance."
40KB - Source: Male/Langly(Dean Haglund)/The Lone Gunmen
"Whooo, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty."
40KB - Source: Male/Homer Simpson(Dan Castellaneta)/The Simpsons
"You see there's been a problem with my computer mainframe, well the modem, the whole network, ram, memory, megabyte, reboot."
128KB - Source: Male/Greg(Anthony Clark)/Yes Dear
"Welcome to the Internet my friend how can I help you?"
29KB - Source: Male/Homer/The Simpsons
"Oh drat these computers they're so naughty and so complex I could pinch them."
66Kb - Source: Male/Marvin The Martian/Looney Tunes
"After very careful consideration sir I've come to the conclusion that your system sucks."
52Kb - Source: Male/Gen. Beringer(Barry Corbin)/Wargames (Thanks Marie)
"I know that you were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that's something I can not allow to happen."
58KB - Source: Male/HAL 9000(Douglas Rain)/2001 Space Odyssey
"Ten years ago I didn't believe in the Internet and yet I'm downloading a chile recipe as we speak."
56KB - Source: Male/Jack/Just Shoot Me
"Can I get a hard copy of that?"
14KB - Source: Female/VIP
"Get off the computer and call me."
21KB - Source: Male/?
"So, how much do you pay for Internet access?"
23KB Source: Female/Commercial
"If you need anything you can just email me."
32KB - Source: Female/Mimi/The Drew Carey Show
"What's your email address?"
19KB Source: Male Voice/Drew Carey
"How far do these computer dates go?"
29KB Source: Female/Drew Carey
"Disengage this computer now."
32KB Source: Star Trek Original
"Security clearance level three or above is required to access files."
47KB Source: Female/Star Trek
"Transfer of data is complete."
32KB Source: Star Trek
"Ahh, computers can do that?"
19KB Source: Male/Homer/The Simpsons (Via Mooche)
"Listen, I'm in big trouble. You know anything about computers?"
34KB - Source: Male/Hackers
"Look at this, I found it on the Internet."
72KB Source: Female/Scully/X-Files.
"Yeah man, I'll tell ya that dang old Internet man... click, click, click. It's real easy man."
23KB - Source: Male/Boomhauer(Mike Judge)/King of the Hill
- Thanks to Jason Dishop. (RealAudio)
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