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Did You Know?
Useful New Iwanna Links
Free Software Downloads
Funny Email & Late Night Humor
Computing Tips I Wish I'd Known
Cool Sound Files
Wild New Video Files
Humorous Images On Black
Virus/Scam Warnings/Tips
Computer/Email Maintenance Reminders
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Subscriber Changes




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Did You Know?


...Zagat published ratings for chain restaurants?

Best Fries: McDonald's
Best Cheeseburger: Wendy's
Best Shakes: Dairy Queen
Best Chicken: Chick-Fil-A

...Gmail upgraded the size of attachments you can send from 10GB to 20GB?

...Google maps has a new "Street View" button on their maps page? See stores and people up close and personal.

...The Pocket still has free invitations for Google's email accounts? To get one just email us at editor@thepocket.com and ask for a Gmail account. I'll need your first and last name and your current email address.





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Over 1,200 Very Useful Links...

ADVERTISING

...view the largest ads ever. Turning fields into ad displays.



AUTOMOTIVE

...be prepared before I start negotiating with the dealership.



COMPUTER

...read reviews of only the highest rated computer products.



COOKING AND ENTERTAINING

...site that will make me a better cook.



CONSUMER RESOURCES:

...view video product reviews of numerous products by people just like me. [Usually in poorly lit locations.]

...see the connection between lobbyist donations and elected official's votes.

...guide to the money flow in U.S. elections.



FINANCE

...know what worries the rich.



GADGETS

...look at CNET's "Crave" gadget page.
...see what "OhGizmo" came up with this month. [OhGizmo]
...check out the latest gadgets via "Engadget."
...see more gadgets reviewed this month by "Gizmodo."
...view "Strange New Products."
...preview more interesting products. [Product Dose]
...check out Cnet's Top 100 Products.
...view "Gizmag." The magazine of emerging technology.
...check out the "New Launches" site.



GAMES (Online)

...play some tennis. Serve using the space bar and run using the arrow keys. Fun.



GARDENING

...visit (online) the famous gardens of Japan.



HEALTH

...read up on sleep disorders. I'm tired!



HISTORY

...read the last words of famous people."Die, my dear doctor! That's the last thing I shall do!"

...read about amazing coincidences in history.



HOLIDAYS AND EVENTS (What Happens Next?)

05/27 - 06/10 - The French Open - Roland Garros
06/01 - Hurricane Season
06/06 - D-Day
06/07 - NBA Finals Begin
06/09 - The Belmont Stakes
06/15 - Estimated Taxes Due (US)
06/14 - U.S. Open Golf
06/17 - Father's Day (US)
06/21 - Summer Solstice (Northern Hemisphere)
06/25-07/08 - Wimbledon Tennis (UK)


Links to all the above and more...



HUMOR

...read where Sheryl Crow actually suggests using just one toilet paper square per bathroom visit. [Should you meet Ms. Crow, do not shake hands!]

...know how you can get a zero on a true/false test.

...see a very unusual cursor.

...learn to beware of puddles.



MAGIC

...watch The Amazing Color Changing Card trick.

...pick a card any card.



MISC

...read everything I can about happiness.

...read about a mysterious disaster.



MOVIE TRAILERS (In U.S. theatres this month)

...checkout "Evan Almighty" with Steve Carell.
...checkout "Mr. Brooks" with Kevin Costner.
...checkout "Gracie" with Carly Schroeder.
...checkout "Rise of the Silver Surfer" with Jessica Alba.
...see even more coming attractions.



MUSIC

...list of the best road trip songs ever.



PHOTOGRAPHY (ONLINE)

...view this collection of polaroid photographs. [Add your own]



PRODUCTS OF NOTE

...see what it feels like to blast off in the space shuttle.

...read reviews of the top 30" LCD monitors.



SCIENCE:

...keep the size of my planet in perspective.



SOFTWARE (FREE QUALITY UTILITIES)

...try AVG Anti-Virus for free instead of Norton or McAfee.
...try ZoneAlarm Firewall for free instead of Norton or McAfee.
...try Microsoft's Defender anti-spyware for free instead of a paid version.
...site that will provide me with free updates to my software applications.



TELEPHONE

...site that has everything I wanted to know about mobile phones but was afraid to ask.



TESTS

...answer 20 questions to see if I'm smarter than a 5th grader.



TRAVEL

...track airline flights over the U.S.



VIRAL VIDEOS

...check the new Microsoft Surface.

...watch a cool bike trick.



WASTE OF TIME

...feed this head its own eyeball, remove its various noses, and juggle balls over its open top.

...fly through beautiful white puffy clouds.[Click on "Sky."]

...see the fastest way to peel a hard boiled egg.

...view cakes that don't look like cakes.


"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
-Bertrand Russell


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Free Software Downloads...

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Archive of MONTHLY Reviewed Downloads.








Funny Email & Late Night Humor


"When former N.J. Gov. Jim McGreevey’s wife found out her husband was gay, she went to Hillary Clinton for advice. Hillary, said, "Gay! I wish I had your problem." -Conan

"I guess you know by now, over the weekend, Jimmy Carter called President Bush and his administration the worst in history. President Bush’s approval numbers have dropped as low as 28 percent. That’s the lowest for any president since . . . Jimmy Carter." -Leno

"New York City is going green. All the cabs are converting to hybrids. I was in a low-emission cab this morning. I wish I could say the same for my driver." -Letterman

"What a beautiful day. Sunny and 70. Just like Katie Couric." -Letterman

A 60-year-old woman who just gave birth to twins, says, "Age has been redefined." Her doctor said, "That’s easy for you to say. You didn’t have to see what I was looking at." -Conan


The Latest In Humorous Email

Late Night Humor - Text, Audio, & Video





Useful tips to help you work...


Open Files With One Click

Change two clicks to one. Click "Start," click "My Computer." Under the "Tools" menu, click "Folder Options..." Now click the "General" tab in the dialog box, click "Single-click" and then click "OK."


Need More Space In Your Taskbar?

Right click in your taskbar open space. Click on "Lock the taskbar," to unlock it if already locked. Move your cursor to the top edge of the taskbar until you get a vertical cursor. Pull up to enlarge.


Tell Your Files Which Programs Should Open Them

In Explorer, highlight the file. Hold down the Shift key and right click the file. Choose "Open With" from the menu. Make sure you check the save box.


Decipher Those Cryptic Error Messages

Go to the Microsoft Knowledge Base and type in part of the error message and search.


Turn Off The Tabs Browsing Feature

Open Internet Explorer and click on "Tools," "Internet Options," and under the "General" tab click on "Tabs/Settings." In new window click on "Enable Tab Browsing" to disable it. Click "OK," and reopen Internet Explorer.


200+ Computing Tips by Category





Hundreds of Wav Files...

"Yesterday I was just like everyone else, I fit in. But when I woke up this morning I had a pimple. Now my life is a hideous montage of humiliation and shame."
122KB - Source: Male/Invader Zim

"I'm a big man. I'm a big expansive man. You're a small petty man."
74KB - Source: Male/Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm



Archive of Over 1000 Sound Files.

Most recent additions.





Run Some Fun Files


Peter Fights The Chicken (Family Guy)

How To Make Your Fingers Smoke


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Fun Images On Black...


Theme of the month: "What Are You Looking At!?"

Over 100 Humorous Images On Black




Computing News/Virus & Scam Warnings


Keeping you on top of computer related news, scams and virus warnings.

COMPUTING NEWS TIPS AND WARNINGS





Computer Maintenance Reminders (Windows)

* Backup important files. You can lose your hard drive at any time.
* Run ScanDisk and defragment your hard drive.
* Use an antivirus program and keep it updated.
* Check for the latest virus threats.
* Install the latest Microsoft security updates.
* Install a security firewall. More firewall information.
* Invest in a surge protector.
* Keep your DirectX files updated.
* Eliminate adware and spyware from your system.
* Find answers at Microsoft Product Support Services.
* Turn computers off at night to avoid hackers and save energy.


And Email Reminders

* Check email attachments with antivirus software.
* Don't respond to or buy anything from a spammer.
* Disregard any email that asks for personal information, credit card numbers, or bank information.

For more help with computer maintenance click here.



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