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Two Doctors
via Taylor
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up
a sign reading "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology".
The town fathers were not too happy with the sign and
they proposed "Hysterias and Posteriors".
The Doctors didn't find it acceptable, and suggested
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
The town didn't like that either and countered with
"Catatonics and High Colonics".
Thumbs down again, by now the story was in the papers
and suggestions began rolling in:
"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives"
"Minds and Behinds"
"Lost Souls and Ass-holes"
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
None of these satisfied one side or the other, but
they finally settled on "Dr Smith & Dr Jones, Odds & Ends"
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Behold
via Mary Kay
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was at home, but no one came to the door, even after he had knocked several times.
Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back, "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering, he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation, "Genesis 3:10".
Since you are all students of the Bible(yeah, right), you should all be laughing.
But for those who skipped a few Catechism classes, Revelation 3:20 reads:
"Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice and opens the door, I will come to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads:
"And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked".
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