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Playing Poker
via Taylor
Six Jewish gentlemen were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when
Meyerowitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at
the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their
playing time standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and asks "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"
They draw straws. Goldberg, who is always a loser picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any
worse than it is.
"Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you will ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Goldberg schleps over to
the Meyerowitz apartment, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he
wants.
Goldberg declares "Your husband just lost $500 playing poker."
She hollers, "TELL HIM HE SHOULD DROP DEAD!"
Goldberg says, "I'll tell him."
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No Laughing
via Mary Kay
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem you see,
only you've got to promise not to laugh. The doctor replies, "Of course I
won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years
of being a doctor, I've never laughed at a patient."
"OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in
his life. Unable to control himself, he falls to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears
from his eyes. "I'm so sorry," he says to the patient .... "I don't know what
came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
The man looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."
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Last Words
via Mary Kay
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