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"Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all." --Unknown



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Dear Abby
via Henry

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?


Dear Abby,

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.


Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.


Dear Abby,

I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? Annie

Dear Annie,

Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.


Dear Abby,

I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? Sam

Dear Sam,

Yes. Run for public office.




More Email:


The Chain Letter
via Chuck


This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping. REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model. You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!




Even More Email:

It's good to be a guy because...
via Henry




Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.


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