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HAVING LUNCH
via Oracle Humor List
Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands.
The first says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it.
I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't
mine!"
The second says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it.
I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with
my sewing needle!"
The third woman fainted.
More Email:
THE BRAIN
via Henry
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking
tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he
surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this
time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and
you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat
silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone
asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded,
"$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to
control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why
is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire
group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
Even More Email:
"OLD" IS WHEN...
via ?
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment
you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your
fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the
wrinkles out of your face.
OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action"
means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means
you find your car in the parking lot.
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