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The Tunnel
via M.H. Campbell
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several
minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the
unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and, by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady who, in turn, must have
slapped his face"
(2) The fat lady thought -"That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the
blonde and she smacked him".
(3) Bill Clinton thought -"George put his hand on that blonde and, by
mistake, she slapped me".
(4) George Bush thought -"I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again".
More Email:
"A Candlelight Vigil"
via Mary Kay
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a
candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand,
tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from
his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move
slightly. "My darling Becky," he whispered. "Hush, my love,"
she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk." He was insistent.
"Becky," he said in his tired voice "I .. I have something
I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied
the weeping Becky. "Everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ...I slept with your
Sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your Mother!"
"I know." Becky whispered softly, "That's why I poisoned you"
Even More Email:
Twins
via Mary Kay
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