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The Son-In-Law - via Henry.
A mother was walking down the hall
when she heard a humming sound
coming from her daughters bedroom.
When she opened the door she found
her daughter naked on the bed with a
vibrator.
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still
living at home with my parents and this
is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the
kitchen and heard a humming sound
coming from the basement. When he
went downstairs, he found his daughter
naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still
living at home with my parents and this
is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard
the humming sound again, this time in
the living room. Upon entering the
room, she found her husband watching
television with the vibrator buzzing away
beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my
son-in-law."
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