 Cover Item:- via Spencer Credit: Shelly Berman The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" RS: "RyeRuin sorbeesmorny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh yes I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem.crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS:"San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so" RS: "No? Judo one toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!.why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" G: "No, just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter, just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy, tea, mill?" G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copyrye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G : "You're welcome" 
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