Quote Of The Month
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams
 Cover Item:
"Kids In Church"
via Taylor
One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some
sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the
father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on
his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one
called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me!"
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were
ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell
her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou
shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
More Email:
"NEW CLASSES FOR MEN"
via Ellie
TOPIC 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
TOPIC 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.
TOPIC 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support.
TOPIC 7 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
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