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 Cover Item:
"You Can't Please a Woman"
via Mary Kay
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a
"real man" will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following
chain of events is put into motion.
(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman prepares the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who
is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
(11) Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there's just
no pleasing some women.
More Email:
"Three Old Ladies"
via Taylor
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench having a quiet
conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
The first lady immediately had a stroke.
A few seconds later the second lady also had a stroke.
The third lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far..
Even More Email:
"PMS"
via Mary Kay
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