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"Football"
via Mary Kay
The NFL announced today that for financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league. So they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, therefore saving jobs. They will be known as the TAMPACKS.
Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string.
More Email:
"Poor Adam"
via Mary Kay
GOD ASKED ADAM, "WHY ARE YOU SAD?"
ADAM REPLIED, "I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO TALK TO."
GOD TOLD ADAM THAT HE WOULD MAKE HIM A COMPANION AND
IT WOULD BE A WOMAN.
GOD SAID, "THIS PERSON WILL GATHER FOOD FOR YOU."
"WHEN YOU DISCOVER CLOTHING SHE WILL WASH
FOR YOU."
"SHE WILL ALWAYS AGREE WITH EVERY DECISION
YOU MAKE."
"SHE WILL BEAR YOUR CHILDREN AND NEVER ASK
YOU TO GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TO CARE FOR THEM."
"SHE WILL NOT NAG YOU."
"SHE WILL ALWAYS BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT SHE
WAS WRONG."
"SHE WILL NEVER HAVE A HEADACHE AND WILL
FREELY GIVE YOU LOVE AND PASSION WHENEVER
YOU NEED IT."
ADAM ASKED GOD, "WHAT WILL A WOMAN LIKE THAT COST?"
GOD REPLIED, "AN ARM AND A LEG."
THEN ADAM ASKED, "WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB?"
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