Quote Of The Month
"Just remember that when you are annoyed at someone it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach up and smack them upside the head."
- Unknown
 Cover Item:
"Things You Can't Argue With"
via G. Green
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
Every guy has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
More Email:
"American Tourist"
via G. Green
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and did his business. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
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