Quote Of The Month
"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free."
--P.J. O'Rourke
 Cover Item:
"Another Pop Quiz"
via Henry
Below are four (4) questions.
You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer all of them immediately.
Ready?
GO!!!
First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?
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Answer:
If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took
for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
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You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
Scroll down for answer..
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question
right?
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the
question again.
More Email:
"The Clerical Vacation"
via Taylor
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined
to make this a real vacation by
not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as
the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses,
etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"
garb. They were sitting on beach
chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead
gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight
towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed
them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father, good morning, Father",
nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you
even saw them. Once again the two priests in civilian dress settled on the beach
in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous
topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking
toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said "good morning, Father" and
started to walk away. One of the
priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute young
lady."
Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
did you know we are priests
dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela," she replied.
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