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The Pharmacist
via Taylor
A lady walked into a pharmacy & spoke to the pharmacist. She asked:
"Do you have Viagra"
Yes," he answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," He answered.
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked
"I can if I take two," he answered.
More Email:
"You've Been Out Drinking Again"
via Taylor
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all
night. The bartender finally said that the bar
is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave
fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one
more time; same result. He figured he'll
crawl outside and get some fresh air and
maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside,
he stood up and fell on his face again.
So he decided to crawl the four blocks
home. When he arrived at the door he stood
up and fell flat on his face. He crawled
through the door and into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more
time to stand up. This time he managed to
pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right
into the bed and is sound asleep as soon
as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his
wife standing over him, shouting, "SO
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!" Putting
on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing
it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called; you left your
wheelchair there again."
Even More Email:
Kid's Views On Marriage
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
- - Martin, age 10
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
- - Kelvin, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
truck."
- - Ricky, age 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they're rich."
- - Pam, age 7
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