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Insulting Greeting Cards

Animated Cards / Sound Bites
 
35mm.jpg - 1435 Bytes Animated Insult Cards

To send the following greeting cards to your friends and relatives you must first download them to your computer and then attach them to your outgoing email. Apple computers cannot play (.exe) executable files.



universeic.jpg - 1370 Bytes
Know someone who thinks he/she is the center of the universe?

Animation With Music 104KB-Exe


insultquotesic.jpg - 1027 Bytes
Only A Friend Can Insult A Friend

Animation With Music 91KB-Exe



"Let me be clear. The only way I would ever lie naked with you is in a mass grave."


  
 
 
Some Smaller Animated Cards
In The AVI Format
  

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"Why don't you just cut a check to your large intestines cause that's the only part of you that does any work?"

Still Image w/female voice 131KB-AVI


Bronx Cheer AVI
Send Someone A Bronx Cheer

Still Image w/sound 53Kb-AVI


Brains AVI
"Why Don't You Get A Toupee With Some Brains In It?"

Still Image w/voice 91KB-AVI


Looking At You AVI
"Here's Looking At You Kid"

Still Image w/voice 59KB-AVI



 
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Insulting Sound Bites

"You're umm, not as superficial as you act. I'm sure you just feel obliged to stress the moronic aspects of your personality."
86Kb - Source: Female/Daria/Daria

"Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?"
35Kb - Source: Male

"You're like some sort of super hero able to ward off success at every turn."
43KB - Source: Male/Lewis/The Drew Carey Show

"I used to be like you. Insolent, arrogant, cavalier."
57KB - Source: Male/Military School Commander/Malcolm In The Middle

"You know what? I'm tired could you just call yourself an idiot?"
32Kb - Source: Female/Carrie(Leah Remini)/King of Queens

"Get outta town. I didn't know you did anything creative."
42KB - Source: Male/Marty/Back To The Future

"You're a good man, you're an honest man, you're a smart...dresser ."
49KB - Source: Male/Drew/Drew Carey Show

"Let me be clear. The only way I would ever lie naked with you is in a mass grave."
45KB - Source: Female/Kate/Drew Carey Show

"You poor misguided Canadian bastard."
30KB Source: Male/News Radio.


Check out over 100 insult sound files on our Insult Sound Page.





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