LIFE*

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*CAUTION: Contains all kinds of nuts. LIFE interacts with everything. Take LIFE with a glass that is half full. Expose yourself to lots of sunlight. LIFE does cause drowsiness and may induce whimsy. Taking a full course of LIFE usually produces negative side effects; including dirty diapers, teenagers, rap music, war, hangovers and diarrhea. LIFE endows you with potential, but no guarantee you'll meet yours. Love, laughter, family and friends are common reactions to LIFE. LIFE has been known to cause emotional swings, with moments of great joy and terrible sadness. DO keep LIFE within the reach of children. Avoid turning LIFE upside down. LIFE is a time release product and will cause aging.

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